10 Reasons There Is No God

Because of…
1) Every time you have ever lost your keys.
2) Every time you have ever lost your wallet.
3) Every time your transmission has failed on a car you bought 3 months ago.
4) Every time you’re paying too much for rent.
5) Every time your flight is delayed.
6) Every time your cellphone battery runs out of charge.
7) Every time someone leaves their clothes in the dryer.
8) Every time you can’t find your meds.
9) Every time the liquor store is out of Angostura bitters.
10) Every time you can’t find parking.